Saturday, May 23, 2009

A serious riddle....

India is a country of exceptions. Here one can find anything or anyone which is not existing in any other part of the world e.g. mangoes, various seasons and fluctuating weathers, different kind of animals, various rivers, mountains and other resources. Besides, these proudly things there lies another side of coin which tell some different story. Now look at these extraordinary things, bal-vivah (child marriage), temples more than the no. of gods with useless & illogical rituals, so many political parties that provide lot of pain to voters in remembering their lamp or elephant logo, no family planning (thinking that child is a god’s gift so who we are to stop God; Moron even god questioned himself so many times what’s my fault in increasing population), technologically illiterate babus and so on. List is very large that my fingers got tired while typing.
Now you must be thinking this is so common why I am writing these things yeah of course its very common thing in India that’s why I want to divert your attention on our roots of the so called system and its infrastructure. Now its time to solve a riddle. I will give hints and you have to find out what it is. Chalo! Let’s play
A location where all the approval and disapproval games being played. A place where you can find huge piles of old, rotten, torn out, yellow pages files thought they are provided with advanced like computers ( but the fact is that advanced human is used just for playing solitaire and if you ask the player about anything related to computer I bet you , you won’t get any answer. That Mr. 6th pay commission salary receiver didn’t know even how to on/off the computer). A place where tea is so famous that though you are a guest but you have to treat them with tea (chai-pani). A place where you find lots of heavyweight bribers with belly coming out like a globe of this earth. Sometimes, I even amazed and want to ask fellow that what moth are you in of your pregnancy. A place where you can find red shades easily on the walls. Thanks to our babus for this mixture of color paint. Sometimes I think that this panwallas should be banned in India or the masala should come with transparent color so that white walls remain white.
I think I have given more than enough hints to this riddle. Yom must be able to figure out this place very easily. If not then you have to open up your mind a little bit because I am not going to answer this riddle.
Apart from all these funny hints you must be attentive by now because the above mentioned or any other computer, wall paint, flooring or any other material even a glass is bought from the money paid by you to the government in the form of tax. You must raise this question as it is very urgent and its your right because ultimately you are giving up your money. Secondly, please stop providing those rolling pumpkin babus chai pani because its we who motivate and increase the level of corruption and bribery. Everybody looks at his ease whether he has to pay anything. And, then we blame government on and off. If anything is wrong we blame that it s government who is not playing its roll but ultimately we are the problem originators.
The main problem with an Indian person is that we don’t want to do hard work and we want lavish life without any constraints, we give up easily. But if we want to see India as developed country we have to change all these things and our habits too.
The decision is yours….

2 comments:

  1. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    "The main problem with an Indian person is that we don’t want to do hard work and we want lavish life without any constraints, we give up easily."
    couldn't stop laughing on the authors most ridiculous idea that Indians are most lazy and want everything in life easily.
    this really shows that how do we undermine our own capabilities.
    my friend please don't take the example of corruption in government office and say that indians do not work hard
    corruption in government offices is due to result of 200 years of organised and efficient manipulation of Britishers give it time it will phase out but till then don't say that indians are not hard working and want everything in life easily

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  2. hey thnx for reading the blog and giving ur comments. i dnt want to undermine any capabilities i had written in the sense that we want our work to be done in easies way we dont want to put effort to get the thing done in correct way. May be this idea is ridiculous to u...but thats the truth..e.g.if somebody want a licence instead of giving exam he prefer to give bribe to the broker and the licence thing got easily done....

    anyways everyone has their own perception about things and we should respect everyone's views..

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